SILENT S
A silent pop-up flash mime mob. A protest refusing everything. A bit flips.
No words. No chants. Just mimes with signs.
Or no signs. You are the sign.
WHAT
A silent flash mob of mimes descending on BSides SF, Moscone Center, and every venue in between. A guerrilla protest refusing everything — performed in total silence. We all want to scream about something. We're too stoic to be little bitches about it. So we say nothing. Loudly.
WHEN
March 21, 2026 — 1:23 PM
End time: Unknown. The silence decides.
WHERE
Rally point: Disclosed 1 hour before on this page
Roaming route: Moscone Center → Metreon (BSides SF) → clubs → venues
We go where the security people are.
HOW
Wear mime. Black and white. Stripes encouraged. Face paint if you're about it.
Make a sign (optional). Write what you'd scream if you weren't a mime.
Or don't — you are the sign.
WHO
Everyone. All email lists. All communities. Pop up, show up, shut up.
Skool members get exclusive access to the Book Club Meet & Greet after the roam.
WHY
Because we all want to scream about something and we're too stoic to be little bitches about it.
P.S. Accepting donations for creating more experiences.
RALLY POINT
Rally point coordinates will be declassified on this page 1 hour before go-time (12:23 PM PDT, March 21).
Bookmark this page. Check back on the day.
DRESS CODE
REQUIRED
MANDATORY- ▹Black & white clothing
- ▹Silence
RECOMMENDED
ENCOURAGED- ▹Striped shirt
- ▹White face paint
- ▹Beret
- ▹Gloves
- ▹Suspenders
OPTIONAL
YOUR CALL- ▹Protest sign
- ▹Invisible wall skills
- ▹Dramatic gestures
- ▹Existential dread (bring your own)
If anyone asks what you're doing, say nothing. You're a mime. If they persist, gesture dramatically at your sign. If you don't have a sign, gesture dramatically at yourself. You are the sign.
I'M IN
Drop your email. You'll get the rally point 1 hour before, plus day-of updates. We don't spam. Mimes don't talk.
BOOK CLUB
MEET & GREET
After the roam, STDC Skool members get exclusive access to an intimate debrief and community gathering. Location and time revealed to members after the mob disperses.
CLEARANCE LEVEL: SKOOL MEMBERS ONLY
Not a member? The Security Theater Drama Club is where legends are built, not resumes. Join the crew.